What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.