Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.