Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
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