Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
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