Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
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