I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
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