Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
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