Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
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