A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
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