You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.