Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.