What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
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