Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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