Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
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