What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
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