Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
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