What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
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