Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
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