Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.