Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
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