What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
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