Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
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