Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
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