Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
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