What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
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