Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”