Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
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