Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
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