here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
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