Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
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