A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
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