What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
Pulp fiction.
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?
You consomme out of him.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What did the nut tell itself before crossing the finish line? “I pe-can do it!”
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
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