What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on its schedule.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
What is the best type of nut for your home wall decor? A walnut.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
How does lettuce listen to music?
Headphones.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
A thesaurus' favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a synonym roll.
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