What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
"Be kind, re-wine."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What do you call an apple that's been around the world? Johnny Appleseed.
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet...
But then my browser froze.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What did ketchup say while spotting his friend at the gym?
Mustard all of your strength!
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
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