A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
A thesaurus' favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a synonym roll.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
"Great minds drink alike."
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.
But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
That would be grape.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
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