I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won Ton.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What is the wealthiest nut ever?
“A cashooo.”
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
All the peanuts decided to start a social nutwork where they would all link up for a common good and even advocate for their rights.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What a spud muffin.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
Why was Officer Peanut Butter out in the road? Because he was directing a traffic jam.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
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