What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?
Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
A cup of coffee is the ideal start to a brew-tiful morning!
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