What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What's a pickle's life philosophy?
Never a dill moment.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
If Santa made love to a pickle, what would they call their baby?
Claussen.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
Why did the orange become juice?
It couldn't handle the pressure.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee.”
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.
She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drink coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.
The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
"Sip, sip hooray."
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
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