When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
The pancake thought he was the best breakfast food because nobody stacked up to him.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
A sweet dill.
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Sud-light
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
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