What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
What happened when the beer got divorced?
It became bitter.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
That would be grape.
That cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
The students were going nuts when they saw all the assignments due in the curri-kola-m.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What did the nut say when it caught on fire? Roast-nuts, almond fire!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack? By freezing them
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
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