How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
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What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
"Time to wine down."
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
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