Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
The squirrel’s chest got dirty with nuts, now it has a chest-nut.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
How are guys just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
The student asked the teacher, “Cashew a question?”, and the teacher replied, “Nut now”.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What’s another name for a chess-nut? A nut who loves chess.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Go to BabaMail
