What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What’s Another Name For iPhone Chargers?
Apple Juice.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...
Breakfast of champinions
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
What is a squirrel’s favorite drink? A Peanut-Kola-da.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.
Do you know why it’s called almond milk?
Because nobody would buy it if it was called nut juice.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
I'm not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
Go to BabaMail
