Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
"I make pour decisions."
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
The local baker keeps punching his doughy friend because he wants to get a rise out of him.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Don't be too harsh on the bread. All it kneads is love.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.
Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.
Child: Yea...
Dad: Then why is there only one?
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
How are guys just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
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