In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
"You had me at merlot."
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean?
I don't know lettuce sea.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
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