What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.
She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
"Adulting makes me wine."
What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Where can you find the best nuts in London? Nut-tinghill.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
What do dogs love to eat for breakfast?
woofles
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
A motivated nut is a pecan. Because pe-can do anything.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Where did the onion find his family history?
In the archives
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
How do you make soup rich? Add 24 carrots.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Just found a fly in my beer. I'm feeling buzzed.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.
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