Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why did the banana fail his driving test? He kept peeling out.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
The mama nut told her children to kick off their dirty cashews before stepping into the house.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
"I need to re-wine my life."
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
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