My brother gave me whole milk, but I can only have nut milk with my cereal. How dairy!
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
How do you make soup rich? Add 24 carrots.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What do you get when you cross Elon Musk and lobster bisque? A souped up car.
What did the nut say to his girlfriend at the pine-ic? “I am nuts about you, cashew see!”
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Imma cashew outside!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why can't the bankrupt Hindu complain? He's got no beef.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
So yesterday I saw a bottle of ketchup steal a bottle of mustard
'Twas saucepicious
Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
They're well-bread.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
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