What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
Time to celery-brate.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
What do lawyers snack on?
Plea-nuts.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
Lettuce stop these governmental leeks.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
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