Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why is Mrs Mayo mad at Mr Ketchup?
She caught him watching the salad dressing again.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
"Great minds drink alike."
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Who answers the door at the nut house?
The peanut buttler.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What do you call a cow that only produces almond milk? One that went nuts.
What did the Soup Nazi say to the canine? What Soup Dawg.
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
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