She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Why didn’t the mom peanut give her children a nutty chocolate bar? Because the sugar makes them bounce off the wal-nuts.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Ugh.. I ate too much hummus..
And now I filafel.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
"Read between the wines."
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
I stopped for lunch at a German restaurant, but unfortunately got food poisoning. It really was the wurst.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
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