Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”