What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
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