There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
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