Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
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