When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
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