What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
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