How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
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