What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!