There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
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