Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
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