What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
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