What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
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