What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
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