Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
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