A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
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