This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
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