What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
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