What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
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