Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
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