I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
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