Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
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