What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.