Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.