Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
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