Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
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