What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
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