How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
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