Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
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