I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.