How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!