Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.