What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
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