Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
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