Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
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