What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
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