How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
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