What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
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