What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
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