What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
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