What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
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