How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.