What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
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