What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
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