What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
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