Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
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