What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
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