What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
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