The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
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