Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
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