The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
You knead me in your loaf.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
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