Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.