How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
You knead me in your loaf.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
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