That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
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