Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
You knead me in your loaf.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
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