What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
You knead me in your loaf.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
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