A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
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