Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
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