What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
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