Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
You knead me in your loaf.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
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