Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.