Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
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