What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
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