Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
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