It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.