What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.