When Dolphins say "Click", do they mean their nose? While you figure that out, maybe laugh hysterically at some of these Dolphin Puns.

Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.
How can you hear the sounds of a group of dolphins?
Listen to their podcast.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
With its blow hole.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
I once had a conversation with a dolphin.
We just clicked.
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
Why did the dolphin end its own life?
It was missing a porpoise.
Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
She flipped out!
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland!
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