"Here for the right riesling."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"On cloud wine."
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"Love the wine you're with."
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"Say you'll be wine."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Great minds drink alike."
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"Rosé all day."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"You had me at merlot."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Sip, sip hooray."
"You can't sip with us."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"I make pour decisions."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
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