Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"On cloud wine."
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"You're the wine that I want."
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Alcohol you later."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"You had me at merlot."
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Say you'll be wine."
"I need to re-wine my life."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"Partners in wine."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
"Sip happens."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Rosé all day."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"It's wine o'clock."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
"I mead more wine."
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"Will you accept this rosé?"