I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
"Say you'll be wine."
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
You’re wine in a million.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Here for the right riesling."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Partners in wine."
"On cloud wine."
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"I mead more wine."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"Sip happens."
"It's wine o'clock."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"You're the wine that I want."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
"Time to wine down."
"You had me at merlot."
"Read between the wines."
"Alcohol you later."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
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