Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
"Back that glass up."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"I make pour decisions."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Love the wine you're with."
"Time to wine down."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"It's wine o'clock."
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"On cloud wine."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
You’re wine in a million.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"You can't sip with us."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"I need to re-wine my life."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Be kind, re-wine."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Partners in wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"Rosé all day."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
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