"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
"Adulting makes me wine."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Say you'll be wine."
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"You had me at merlot."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"I need to re-wine my life."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
You’re wine in a million.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"Alcohol you later."
"Back that glass up."
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Partners in wine."
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Here for the right riesling."
"Great minds drink alike."
"Read between the wines."
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"On cloud wine."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
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