"Sip, sip hooray."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"I mead more wine."
"It's wine o'clock."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"You're the wine that I want."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Here for the right riesling."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
"Rosé all day."
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
"Back that glass up."
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"Read between the wines."
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"I make pour decisions."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
"Alcohol you later."
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Partners in wine."
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"Time to wine down."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"On cloud wine."
"Stop and smell the rosé."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Great minds drink alike."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
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