You’re wine in a million.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"It's wine o'clock."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Adulting makes me wine."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"Say you'll be wine."
"You had me at merlot."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Back that glass up."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Time to wine down."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Sip happens."
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"You can't sip with us."
"Alcohol you later."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"I mead more wine."
"On cloud wine."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
"No wine left behind."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"Love the wine you're with."
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