"Say you'll be wine."
"I make pour decisions."
"No wine left behind."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"I mead more wine."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Rosé all day."
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"On cloud wine."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"You're the wine that I want."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
"You can't sip with us."
"Alcohol you later."
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Time to wine down."
"Be kind, re-wine."
"Partners in wine."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Love the wine you're with."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Great minds drink alike."
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
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