"Love the wine you're with."
"Say you'll be wine."
"I make pour decisions."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
You’re wine in a million.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Time to wine down."
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"It's wine o'clock."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
"Back that glass up."
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"I mead more wine."
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"No wine left behind."
"Sip happens."
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"Read between the wines."
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