What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
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