Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
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